十则简单英语笑话（推荐15个）

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以下是十则简单的英语笑话，希望你会喜欢：

1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

2. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

7. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

8. Why did the tomato turn green?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

请注意，有些笑话可能因文化和个人理解而有所不同。希望这些笑话能为你带来欢乐！如果你想要更多笑话或其他类型的幽默内容，随时告诉我。