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英语脱口秀经典段子
英语脱口秀（Stand-up Comedy）中有很多经典的段子，这些段子通常结合了幽默、讽刺、自嘲和对日常生活的观察。以下是一些广受好评的英语脱口秀经典段子，适合学习或娱乐：
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1. George Carlin 的经典段子（关于美国社会）
> \"The government is not the solution to our problem. The government is the problem.\"
> \"We are the ones who have to do the work, and they"re the ones who take the credit.\"
> \"There"s a lot of people in this country who don"t know what the Constitution says, but they sure know what it doesn"t say.\"
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2. Richard Pryor 的经典段子（关于种族与社会）
> \"I was born in the South, where they taught me that I was different, and I was different because I was black. But when I moved North, they said I was different because I was from the South.\"
> \"You know, I used to think I was a victim of racism, but now I realize I"m just a victim of the system.\"
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3. Dave Chappelle 的经典段子（关于黑人文化 & 社会现象）
> \"I’m not saying I’m racist, but I’ve never seen a white person eat a whole chicken by themselves. That’s a black thing.\"
> \"If you’re a black man and you walk into a store, and the alarm goes off, it’s not because you’re a thief — it’s because you’re black.\"
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4. Jerry Seinfeld 的经典段子（关于日常生活）
> \"Why do they call it "the real world" if it"s just the world we live in?\"
> \"I like to go to the movies. I like to see a movie and then be able to go home and not have to think about it for the rest of my life.\"
> \"I don’t believe in God, but I believe in the devil. Because he’s the only one who knows what he’s doing.\"
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5. Robin Williams 的经典段子（充满激情与即兴）
> \"I can remember being on stage and feeling like I was flying. It was like I was in a dream, and I didn’t want to wake up.\"
> \"Life is like a rollercoaster. You get on, you scream, you laugh, you throw up, and then you get off and you say, "I want to do that again."\"
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6. Hannah Gadsby 的经典段子（关于性别与身份）
> \"I am not a woman. I am a person with a female body.\"
> \"I am not a joke. I am not a punchline. I am not here to make you feel comfortable.\"
> \"I don’t need your permission to exist.\"
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7. Bill Burr 的经典段子（关于现代生活与社会）
> \"We live in a world where everyone has an opinion, but no one has a clue.\"
> \"You know what’s the worst part about being old? You start to realize that all the things you thought were funny when you were young, aren’t funny anymore.\"
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8. Kevin Hart 的经典段子（关于家庭与生活）
> \"My mom always told me, "Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do." And I said, "Okay, Mom, I won’t." Then she said, "But if someone tells you you can’t do something, don’t listen to them either."\"
> \"I love my kids, but sometimes I wonder if I should have adopted a dog instead.\"
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9. Ellen DeGeneres 的经典段子（轻松幽默）
> \"I think the best way to deal with stress is to laugh. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re going to be in trouble.\"
> \"I’ve had a lot of bad days, but I’ve never had a bad day without a good night.\"
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10. John Mulaney 的经典段子（关于童年与成长）
> \"I used to be afraid of the dark. Now I"m afraid of the light, because it shows me how dark I really am.\"
> \"I used to be a kid who got in trouble. Now I"m a grown man who still gets in trouble.\"
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